January 2012
23 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
Vegas
I went to Vegas and fell in love with a taken Australian man. I couldn’t help it. He had a cute smile and an awesome body and we talked for hours over drinks. He’s a rancher in Melbourne with an older sister and he loves his family very much. His nickname is after a type of grain because, as his friends put it, he’s bland as hell but essential to life. He plays guitar and he has...
Jan 24th
Jan 19th
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Oh fucking grosssssssssss (SFW) →
Jan 18th
Some things
1. I love to fly. That rush, speeding down the jetway. Take off. Gravity. Weightless. It’s incredible, to defy the natural world. 2. I take pictures of my face every few days because I’m terrified that law school is going to make me old and fat. I scroll through them like an animated comic book to see if I can spot any serious trends. 3. I am thinking about my friend, whom I’ve...
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
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Reading Conlaw II
…is so..incredible- y boring. so, so, so boring. and when left to my own devices, i create romantic plot lines with unsuspecting friends and strangers. bad news bears for all.
Jan 17th
facebook stalked myself
onlyleica: Last boyfriend stopped appearing in pictures in 2009. Yeah…you know its over when… Oh this is my favorite game!
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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It's over, I guess.
I just took a break from a 3.5 year relationship with the only person I could ever see myself marrying. I feel like I just threw happiness away.
Jan 15th
Holy shit.
My gpa last semester was around an A-, which is around the top 10% of my class. I can’t believe it. I can’t freaking believe it. This must be redemption.
Jan 13th
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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attraction in Israel
My fellow birthrighters did not understand why i would categorize men as either a Heathcliff or a Linton. I tried to explain the dark and brooding to light and needy spectrum to them, but they weren’t buying it. The only time I felt homesick in Israel was when I missed my best friend and literary companion, Leica.
Jan 9th
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December 2011
15 posts
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PACK
I can hear my mother’s voice in the back of my head…”what are you doing? you’re bringing too much. you don’t need all that!!!” UGH what do I leave behind? I would never make it backpacking through anywhere.
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
In 12 hours and 49 minutes
I will be done with the first semester of my second year of law school.  I will grieve my losses in corporations, pray for a B, curse myself for waiting so long to take international trade law, and rest. Gym. Laundry. Packing… Blackoutfuckingdrunk. 12 hours, 47 minutes.
Dec 21st
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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I AM FREAKING OUT MANNN.
WHY OH WHY DIDN’T I DO ANY OF MY INTERNATIONAL TRADE LAW ASSIGNMENTS. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO FAIL.
Dec 14th
Dec 13th
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How the male angler fish gets completely screwed. →
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 7th
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Cooliage Corner Clubhouse
We got into a screaming match about the news.  At a bar.  What I really wanted to do was go home with you.  Despite the fact that it’s finals.  Despite my monogamy.  Despite the fact that you’ve slept with more people than I’d like to admit.  Despite the fact that we’ve already tried this. Damnit, Ryan.
Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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November 2011
20 posts
4 tags
“Although I agreed to conduct these proceedings in confidence and to seal the...”
– Legal Sea Foods, Inc. v. Calise, 03 CIV. 4958(DLC), 2003 WL 21991588 (S.D.N.Y. Aug. 20, 2003) vacated, 03 CIV. 4958 (DLC), 2005 WL 1319160 (S.D.N.Y. June 2, 2005).  
Nov 27th
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chocolate won't hurt me
me: gym or no gym
mike s: i would say no gym
me: wrong answer
ms: :[
me: my fat ass is just getting fatter. the other night j brought an entire box of chocolate teddy grahams to bed...we spent like 15 mins acting out snuff porn with them
ms: that sounds amazing. i ate all the candy next to my bed and while i've been sleeping better, i've been waking up sadder
me: because instead of a warm body, you wake up next to a wrapper?
ms: its so good...chocolate won't hurt me
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
Louis vs. Rick : Episode 8 : Grace
A story of a man who taught his cat how to text:
--------: 1:45 PM
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
--------: 2:22 PM
LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: Sorry Lou I was away. It's chaos over here, so what do you need?
LouisTheCat: i need you to come home its thanksgiving
RickDickens77: Yeah I'm sorry about that, it's a work crisis, I have to be here.
LouisTheCat: im having a crisis too
RickDickens77: Seriously? I need you to be serious. What is it?
LouisTheCat: my bowl is full of cat food
LouisTheCat: my bowl is full of cat food on thanksgiving
RickDickens77: I don't have time for this now, Lou. If I get out of here at a reasonable hour I'll pick up something special from the deli and you can have some.
LouisTheCat: ill believe that when i see it
--------: 3:01 PM
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: WHAT
LouisTheCat: hey how do you make those big letters
RickDickens77: Shift key.
LouisTheCat: shift wtf is shift
RickDickens77: Look at the keyboard, one left and one right. You hold them down and push a letter and it makes it big.
LouisTheCat: AAAAAZ?"??"
LouisTheCat: the two at once thing isnt really working for me
RickDickens77: Yeah. Well, there's the caps lock too.
LouisTheCat: whats that
RickDickens77: Never mind. I have to go.
LouisTheCat: oh
LouisTheCat: OH
LouisTheCat: OH MY GOD
RickDickens77: Christ.
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
RickDickens77: WHAT
LouisTheCat: THIS IS AMAZING
LouisTheCat: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE
RickDickens77: Well, it's not really.. I mean, you can use it for certain things, but usually people don't use it because it looks like yelling.
LouisTheCat: I KNOW ITS PERFECT
LouisTheCat: CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK
LouisTheCat: ALL THE TIME
RickDickens77: Well keep it to yourself, I'm trying to get things done so I can bring you dinner.
LouisTheCat: ITS GONNA BE A WHOLE NEW ME RICK
--------: 3:56 PM
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
LouisTheCat: RICK
RickDickens77: What.
LouisTheCat: IM THANKFUL FOR YOU
RickDickens77: Aw, that's sweet Lou. Me too, buddy.
LouisTheCat: INTRODUCING ME TO CAPS LOCK
--------: RickDickens77 has gone offline
LouisTheCat: HAHA BURN
Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 15th
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I think I just figured it out.
So I missed like 342,323,654,392 wishes yesterday bc I missed both 11:11’s of 11/11/11. I think I have a way to think of it. I’ll wait for 11:22 (and 11 seconds) on 11/22/11 Yeah? YEAH?
Nov 14th
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It's 11/11/11
Make a wish today. Make a million wishes at 11:11 am and 11:11 pm. Insane.
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 6th
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