chocolate won't hurt me
| me: gym or no gym |
| mike s: i would say no gym |
| me: wrong answer |
| ms: :[ |
| me: my fat ass is just getting fatter. the other night j brought an entire box of chocolate teddy grahams to bed...we spent like 15 mins acting out snuff porn with them |
| ms: that sounds amazing. i ate all the candy next to my bed and while i've been sleeping better, i've been waking up sadder |
| me: because instead of a warm body, you wake up next to a wrapper? |
| ms: its so good...chocolate won't hurt me |
